I got a robot massage and lived to tell the tale

The Guardian 1 min read 3 days ago

<p>Can one really relax while being prodded by large robotic arms?</p><p>I am alone in a dimly lit room, splayed face down on a table. Megan Thee Stallion’s Mamushi is bumping from a speaker, and on a large screen, two white circles roam up and down an outline of my body.</p><p>Am I at an exclusive German sex club at 2am?</p> <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2025/sep/08/robot-massage-aescape-experience">Continue reading...</a>
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